Parts:
Caitlin
Steve
Ender Dragon
Endermen
Creeper choir
Other Steves
NPC villager
Narrator 1
Narrator 2
Cats and dogs
Scene 1
Caitlin: Why am I trapped in this dreary wasteland? Whatever have I done to deserve this?
Ender Dragon: You sit there so innocently, like a torch, tainting the beautiful darkness with light.
Narrator 1: While Caitlin stared at her green dress and at the End Portal, she contemplated her life.
Caitlin: Will be stuck here forever? What is my purpose, if I have any? Am I merely a child of dishonor, a disgrace to the Block World? Will no one deliver me from this dreary land?
*endermen walking by with blocks*
Scene 2
Steve: I found some DIAMONDS!!!
Narrator 2: The excitement faded quickly as Steve had a missing feeling in his heart, so he built a portal to The End.
Steve: I'll battle the Ender Dragon because the glamour of diamonds has faded. If I collect its egg, maybe this feeling will go away.
Narrator 1: But little did he know
Narrator 2: He would find something special, but not what he was looking for.
Scene 3
Steve: *attacking Ender Dragon with sword*
Ender Dragon: Hack and slash with your stick as you please, but I can still defeat you with ease.
Steve: Prove it!
Ender Dragon: Time for you to meet Notch!*knocks Steve off spire*
Caitlin: What was that? Maybe a bundle of hope fell through the portal! *runs over* I hope my healing stew works...
Steve: *slurp* Where am I? Did I kill the Ender Dragon yet?
Caitlin: Hello there. Are you here to rescue me?
Steve: I'm Steve and I came to slay the Ender Dragon, but now it's so clear. I was destined to be a white knight. However, you saved me from dying alone in the cold. How can I thank you?
Caitlin: Well, I want to see the overworld.
Steve: Wait... You LIVE here?
Caitlin: Yes. I hate it.
Steve: Those obsisian eyes have never looked at the sun?
Caitlin: It's true.
Steve: I cannot look at your eyes, yet, somehow, I think you were made for me.
Caitlin: I never knew true love, only servants to do my bidding. *make gesture towards endermen*
Steve: Wow. The things I've taken for granted, the sun, grass, pigs, sheep, and torch light. She's never seen any of it, but I'll make a fool of myself if I ask her to stay with me forever. I'll ask her with a diamond. *take cleansing breath, get down on knees* I have only known you for a couple minutes, but in those minutes you showed me that the beauty of diamonds is fleeting and the charm of glowstone is deceiving. Caitlin, will you leave the End with me?
Caitlin: Of course! How could I say no to that face?
Steve: My face? What's so special...
Caitlin: It makes me feel secure. I never feel this way with endermen.
Steve: Problem. We have to kill the Ender Dragon.
Ender Dragon: You shall not pass!
Steve: I have an enchanted diamond sword!
Ender Dragon: Your little knife will never work!
Caitlin: A sword won't work, but righteous anger will.
Steve: *panting* Help...me!
Caitlin: Behold!
Steve: Whoa...
Caitlin: Our love for each other was so strong it killed the Ender Dragon.
Endermen: Go your way.
Scene 4
Caitlin: The overworld is so beautiful.
Steve: You haven't seen anything yet.
*cats and dogs come up*
Caitlin: Oh! They're so sweet--like you!
Steve: I'll be crafting some stuff, so excuse the noise while you sleep.
Caitlin: I will. No worries.
Other Steves: Will she like this? *holds wedding dress design*
Steve: No. It's too plain.
Other Steves: This one is what you were asking for.
Steve: What is that even supposed to be?
*seven hours later*
Other Steves: *holding up other design*
Steve: Perfect!
Scene 5
Steve: Your chariot awaits.
Saddled pig at door
Scene 6
NPC Villager: Do you, Steve, take Caitlin to be yours to cherish, to defend, and to love more than all the diamond blocks in the world?
Steve: *voice breaking* I do
NPC Villager: Do you, Caitlin, take Steve as yours to cherish, to comfort, to defend, and to love more than sunlight?
Caitlin: *voice breaking* I do
NPC Villager: True love is one thing more beautiful than emeralds.
Steve: Thank you for saving me.
Caitlin: It wasn't a bundle of hope
Steve: or a dragon egg that we needed.
Steve and Caitlin: It was you. *hug*
Caitlin: I never expected love to set me free.
Steve: I never thought I could love someone more than diamonds.
Caitlin and Steve: But it was possible with you.
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