Steve and Caitlin gave their son, griefer2003, a gift of overpowered pickaxes, swords, and armor. He left and went to a distant taiga biome. There, he lived foolishly. He wasted his gift on destroying other players' property and breaking girls' hearts. When he ran out of food raided from chests, he worked for Endergirl23 and longed to feed himself with the raw meat her wolves ate. After that, he cried and ran back.
"Steve, our son is back. I shall bake him a cake!" yelled Caitlin. Steve also saw griefer2003 and felt compassion for him. He made better armor and gathered some emeralds. As griefer2003 made his way back, he fell on his face and cried.
"Disown me. I am unfit to live as a Minecraftian."
"Why so?" asked Steve.
"I have sinned against Notch and the World Of Divine Beings. I have sinned against the Divine World's creator. But my most severe transgression is that I have sinned against you."
Steve grinned and Caitlin baked more cake and cooked some meat. Tomerson overheard the party. As he investigated, he discovered griefer2003. Why was he here?
"Why was that annoying griefer invited?"
"This party is for him," replied Caitlin.
"For him of all Minecraftians! Not for AntVenom or SkytheKidRS who never sinned against you?!"
"They have always been with us. Griefer2003 was lost and now is found. He was dead and now is alive," explained Steve.
"This party is majestic!" whooped Sky. Tomerson glowered for the duration of the party.
This is the Parable of the Prodigal Son.
