The First Minecraft Wedding
This is not one of those tacky stories. However, you have to play Minecraft to appreciate it.
Caitlin yearned to see the overworld. She was trapped in The End with only endermen to care for her. They roasted mooshrooms for Caitlin and made fine clothes for her, but the endermen never comforted her. The Ender Dragon made sure no one passed, so sneaking out was impossible.
" I yearn to taste the sweet milk and cakes of the overworld. Will no one deliver me from this dr
eary land?" Caitlin asked the End portal. It did not respond, but she nodded. Then, Caitlin wept while sitting on the edge of the portal, in a state of hopelessness. At that moment, she climbed up on an obsidian spire and gazed upon The End, with the dragon flying aimlessly, waiting for someone to attack. Endermen wandered around waiting to do Caitlin's bidding.
Meanwhile, Steve was tired of seeing the same face every day. All he saw
were other Steves. One day, he mined for diamonds and found 20, but he still had a feeling of emptiness, like something--or someone was missing, so he gathered his
Eyes of Ender and searched various strongholds looking for the Ender Portal. When he found it, he put the Eyes of Ender in and jumped into the portal to battle the Ender Dragon
, an attempt to regain his full confidence. Clad in diamond armor and bearing
a diamond sword, he struck the Ender Dragon until it attacked him, knocking him
off the spire. He tumbled towards the ground and landed hard, leaving him with barely enough health
to quiver in his sheer agony.
At the sight of this, Caitlin rushed over and ordered the endermen to get
plenty of Nether-grown mushrooms and a crafting table. They obeyed and teleported to the location immediately. Caitlin worked fervently and used Ender milk to keep Steve alive. When the stew was
ready, Caitlin spooned the stew into Steve's mouth and he awoke in a daze. Then, he looked upon
Caitlin's sweet black eyes, something he did not see in other Steves.
"Hello there, Steve,"said Caitlin, trying to get him to respond.
"I cannot look at your eyes," Steve murmured, averting his gaze.
"What do you mean?" asked Caitlin, concerned that Steve might have a diamond shard in his eye.
"You are so beautiful and I'm just average," replied Steve
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