Forever Alone Disorder

Forever Alone Disorder affects 1 in 280,000 Minecraft players. Its symptoms are awkward gait, an affinity for one item or action, and, sometimes, a "derpy" appearance. It is a spectrum disorder like autism in the real world. Famous high functioning players include CraftedMovie,WhatTheHai, and ItsJerry. Famous low functioning players include PwnagePotato and ExplodingTNT.