Steve's Comments on Caitlin's Favorite Songs

Fallen Kingdom

I like how the king tried to defend his country and family and I would do the same for Caitlin, but why did he drop his diamond sword in exchange for an iron one?

Join Me Stevie
If this YouTuber is trying to depict how I met Caitlin, they butchered the whole thing. We met in the End and left. The "Stevie" character was a total noob. Caitlin was and is not a diamond-clad Amazon queen.

Never Say Goodbye

What a noob. A sword could have prevented this tragedy.

A Profile on Caitlin

Caitlin lived a miserable life in the End until Steve rescued and married her. Their children are the players of Minecraft.

Her Favorite Child:
Herobrine

Her Favorite Songs:

Fallen Kingdom

Join Me Stevie

Never Say Goodbye

Parable of the Lost...

Steve mined a diamond and lost it. Although he had several more diamonds, he searched the cave until he found the diamond he had lost. He called his friends and they all rejoiced.

SkyDoesMinecraft lost a butter nugget. Although he has butter ingots and blocks, he cared about butter nuggets. He searched everywhere and it took 4 hours for him to find it. He called the Sky Army and they rejoiced.
Sethbling lost a pile of redstone. Alrthough he had a lot of redstone, he searched and searched until he found the lump of redstone. He called his friends and they rejoiced.

Parable of the Griefer

Steve and Caitlin gave their son, griefer2003, a gift of overpowered pickaxes, swords, and armor. He left and went to a distant taiga biome. There, he lived foolishly. He wasted his gift on destroying other players' property and breaking girls' hearts. When he ran out of food raided from chests, he worked for Endergirl23 and longed to feed himself with the raw meat her wolves ate. After that, he cried and ran back.

"Steve, our son is back. I shall bake him a cake!" yelled Caitlin. Steve also saw griefer2003 and felt compassion for him. He made better armor and gathered some emeralds. As griefer2003 made his way back, he fell on his face and cried.
"Disown me. I am unfit to live as a Minecraftian."
"Why so?" asked Steve.
"I have sinned against Notch and the World Of Divine Beings. I have sinned against the Divine World's creator. But my most severe transgression is that I have sinned against you."
Steve grinned and Caitlin baked more cake and cooked some meat. Tomerson overheard the party. As he investigated, he discovered griefer2003. Why was he here? 
"Why was that annoying griefer invited?"
"This party is for him," replied Caitlin.
"For him of all Minecraftians! Not for AntVenom or SkytheKidRS who never sinned against you?!"
"They have always been with us. Griefer2003 was lost and now is found. He was dead and now is alive," explained Steve.
"This party is majestic!" whooped Sky. Tomerson glowered for the duration of the party.

This is the Parable of the Prodigal Son.

Herobrine's Curse Poem

This curse seems to be a blessing to you.
It gave me many abilities,
Ones that you would die for.
The curse that forces me
To terrorize the millions of Minecraft players
Even the newly-spawned.
This curse nobody figured out
Because it is powerful, so much
That no one has tried to remove it
And those who did
Were unsuccessful.
I am misunderstood, forsaken
By even my best friends.
What about my intent
Is criminal?
I do not want to live
As an outcast among my family.
I love my brothers and sisters
Although they are a multitude.
So help me! Remove this accursed blessing.
My strength is too much
Too much to bear.
It controls me in every way,
Ignoring my pure intentions
Which my eyes glow with.
Instead, they take it as evil
And avoid me.
Then, that is when the demon overtakes me
And devours my siblings' enjoyment of Minecraft.
I do not enjoy it in this prison
Locked away
With strongholds full of riches.
I want to be free
And live a life
With you.

Are you more Steve or Caitlin?

Steve Gene: You like to mine and like pvp. You are not afraid to take advantage of your surroundings.  You are often seen in hardcore/survival single player.

Pros: knowing your ores, how to survive, and are quick to claim land.
Cons: Susceptible to griefing, raiding, and using x-ray

Caitlin Gene: You are more agricultural and grow vegetables for food. You like to ask permission to do things rather than immediately start building/mining. You are more artistic and like creative mode, don't pvp often, and create things rather than destroy them. You are often seen in creative mode or on a server.

Pros: not afraid to ask for help, more sympathy to newbies, takes aesthetics into account
Cons: being called a noob for using creative, being griefed, not knowing what to do with available space, too concerned about aesthetics to take blast resistance into account

Parable of the Good Enderman

A creeper lay half-dead on a cobblestone road after players beat him up. A creeper passed by and took no notice. A charged creeper also passed him by like dirt. A mutant creeper averted the creeper in the same way. The creeper cried to himself when an enderman happened to teleport to that location. The enderman took the creeper to the nearest NPC village, paid the all villagers 300 emeralds each, and told the villagers it would also pay for additional costs. The creeper got better quickly and thanked the enderman.


What would I learn from this?
This is the Parable of the Good Samaritan told a different way. It tells us to love others, even if they are different.